examples
$22 from Anonymous Coward “The real blocker is probably a spreadsheet someone is emotionally attached to.” 2 mins ago
$53 from FlourPilled “Cinnamon rolls are the highest form of project management.” 6 mins ago
$19 from Probably Brian “Brian does not owe anyone $14.” 9 mins ago
$7 from A Tired Sysadmin “Calendars are guilt with rectangles.” 13 mins ago
$27 from oat futures llc “Oat milk is an apology you can drink.” 17 mins ago
$18 from The HDMI Situation “There is a missing HDMI cable. Never stop looking for it.” 21 mins ago
$28 from Meeting Goblin “Quick syncs should inspire goblin-grade dread.” 26 mins ago

๐Ÿ’ธ Influence the silicon

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